Being a bartender in this case has it's benefits because let's face facts, I don't have the toughest job in the world. Thank goodness for common sense and low S.A.T. scores or else I may be among the stressed out masses.
In a large pint glass filled with ice
1.5 oz. Citron Vodka
1.5 oz. Melon Liqueur
1.5 oz. Coconut Rum
Fill with Watermelon juice
Squeeze of 1 lime slice
Now breath deep and sip slowly, now is no time for a brain freeze.