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Thursday, August 16, 2012

Phone Call

Sometimes just the story itself is funny without me having to interject my own bit of humor. Not that I am funny but especially in this case I will just stay out of it. This is an actual call I got while at the bar on Saturday night.

When the phone rang I picked it up like any normal person would and answered. "Thank you for calling this is Charles." The voice on the other end was that of a young girl. Here is the rest of the conversation.

Girl: Hi! I wanted to know how old you have to be to get in tonight.

Me: You have to be at least 21.

Girl: What about the dance club?

Me: Still 21.

Girl: Well I'm almost 21 and I promise I won't drink there.

Me: Still 21 and your right you will not be drinking here until you are 21.

Girl: But I am so close!

Me: And yet so far away. And still it's 21.

Girl: I'm really cute and I can bring friends with me.

Me: Are any of your friends 21?

Girl: Yeah a couple are.

Me: Great! They can get in.

Girl: What about me?

Me: We are both speaking English right? Seriously I'm not making this shit up. The age is 21 to get in. If you're not 21 then you can't be in here after 9 pm tonight.  Sorry I didn't make the law.

Girl: Fine! Do you know of anywhere else where you don't have to be 21 that has dancing?

Me: Uhhmmm... Chucky Cheese??

Girl: Oh my God! (Hang up.)


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