When the phone rang I picked it up like any normal person would and answered. "Thank you for calling this is Charles." The voice on the other end was that of a young girl. Here is the rest of the conversation.
Girl: Hi! I wanted to know how old you have to be to get in tonight.
Me: You have to be at least 21.
Girl: What about the dance club?
Me: Still 21.
Girl: Well I'm almost 21 and I promise I won't drink there.
Me: Still 21 and your right you will not be drinking here until you are 21.
Girl: But I am so close!
Me: And yet so far away. And still it's 21.
Girl: I'm really cute and I can bring friends with me.
Me: Are any of your friends 21?
Girl: Yeah a couple are.
Me: Great! They can get in.
Girl: What about me?
Me: We are both speaking English right? Seriously I'm not making this shit up. The age is 21 to get in. If you're not 21 then you can't be in here after 9 pm tonight. Sorry I didn't make the law.
Girl: Fine! Do you know of anywhere else where you don't have to be 21 that has dancing?
Me: Uhhmmm... Chucky Cheese??
Girl: Oh my God! (Hang up.)