"We drink to those who love us,
we drink to those who don’t.
We drink to those who fuck us,
"To our wives and our girlfriends,
may they never meet."
To a good selection,
a strong erection,
a clean injection,
and no infection!"
"Out with the old.
In with the new.
Cheers to the future,
And All that we do"
"Work sucks. Life is Unfair. Cheers to the women, with thong underwear."
"Dollars make me hollar! Diamonds make me scream!
Men that give them freely, always make me cream"
"One shot, Two Shots, Three Shots, Four! If she's ugly shoot two more!"
"May neighbors respect you.
Trouble neglect you.
Angels protect you, and heaven accept you."