Shots from the Bartender: Toasts for the week!

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Friday, November 12, 2010

Toasts for the week!

May you...
Work like you don't need the money,
love like you've never been hurt,
dance like no-one is watching,
screw like it's being filmed,
and drink like a true Irishman.

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Four blessings upon you...
Older whiskey
Younger women
Faster horses
More money

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!