With all that said my TV sound is always jacked up and I am constantly asking "what?"This all in mind as I was going about my evening getting everyone drinks, making small talk and the musical guest playing at the top of his lungs in a packed bar. Under these circumstances most people, even those with great hearing may struggle to make out anything anyone said directly to them. So when I heard from clear on the other side of the bar about 30 yards from where I was standing this simple phrase I was overcome with a variety of emotion.
What is this phrase you may ask? "Blow job!" Like a shot this simple phrase rang out and hit my tympanic membrane as though it was guided by a laser. That's right, say it loud and say it proud! Immediately my head jerked to the right and I followed the sound. Like most other times I have heard this, when I got there it was gone...
So in order to relive this glorious moment and celebrate this phrase I give you a couple of shots that would surely get my attention!
Blow Job Shot
1 part - Irish Cream
1 part – AmarettoTop with whipped cream
uh uh uh! ... No hands when drinking this!
Slippery Nipple
1 part - Butterscotch Schnapps1 part - Irish Cream
1 very small or large dash of grenadine
Depending upon the size of nipple you prefer
Hot Screaming Orgasm
1 part - Watermelon Schnapps
1 part – Vodka
Splash of lime
Dash of Grenadine
Top with Bacardi 151 and light on fire
Wet Pussy
1 Part - Melon Liqueur
1 Part - Sour Mix
1 Part - Citron Vodka
Splash of Sprite
Cheers!
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