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Monday, January 17, 2011

Cheers to the Girl with the Little Red Shoes!

Here are a few cheers that I found this week! Who doesn't like a girl in little red shoes?

Here’s to the girl with the little red shoes
she’ll steal your money and drink your booze
but when she kisses oh so sweet
she makes things stand that have no feet.

Here’s to the girl with the little red shoes,
She lives in my house and drinks all my booze.
She’s not a virgin, but that’s no sin,
She still has the box that the cherry came in.

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