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Thursday, October 14, 2010

Irish Cheers!

For some odd reason I am feeling a bit of longing for St. Patrick's Day. I am even wearing my "Luck of the Irish" cap. So to keep in this spirit here are a few good Irish drinking toasts to keep you in the mood! - Erin go bra.

"May your Guardian Angel be at your side to pick ya up off the floor

and hand ya another cold stout from the store."

May the winds of fortune sail you,
May you sail a gentle sea.
May it always be the other guy
who says, "this drink's on me."

Health and a long life to you.
Land without rent to you.

A child every year to you.
And if you can't go to heaven,
May you at least die in Ireland.

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep,
we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

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