Last night I had 3 people at one end of the bar. 2 gentlemen and a older and a bit crotchety woman. They were speaking about places they had been and what they liked when I mentioned I was living in Philadelphia prior to coming to Maine. To this the older woman said she hated Philadelphia. I protested and started to talk on all the wonderful parts of Philly. Then she dropped this gem...
"If God wanted to give the world and enema, that is were he would put the nozzle!"
Ahhhh they are so precious at that age!
Cheers!
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