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For those of you looking for something on the more sophisticated side you have my apologies. This blog unfortunately mirrors the author (yours truly.) Some of the humor is not for everyone but I liked it and it's my blog so there! My patrons sometimes ask me where I come up with some of this stuff. I am glad to tell them my mind is a lot like Canada. It is sometimes a bit cold, there are a few dark corners, some of it down right confusing and even a bit dirty but there is also a lot of neat stuff up there. So I hope you all enjoy this blog! ... Cheers!

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Damn That's Funny!

Last night I had 3 people at one end of the bar. 2 gentlemen and a older and a bit crotchety woman. They were speaking about places they had been and what they liked when I mentioned I was living in Philadelphia prior to coming to Maine. To this the older woman said she hated Philadelphia. I protested and started to talk on all the wonderful parts of Philly. Then she dropped this gem...

"If God wanted to give the world and enema, that is were he would put the nozzle!"

Ahhhh they are so precious at that age!


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