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Saturday, April 23, 2011

The Dumbest & Funniest Things I Heard Last Night

Last night while discussing what was in my infusions jar now, I showed a woman my watermelon infused vodka. This brought about a confused look to her face and mind you she was only 1/2 drink into the night. Then finally asks the question that has perplexed her this whole time "how do you squeeze all that juice out of the watermelon into that little bottle?" After realizing she was serious and before I could explain the infusion process her husband speaks up. "You see they have Gallagher come in here once a month and crush the watermelon with his mallet before they pour it into the jar!"

1 comment:

  1. Wow!? She was only 1/2 drunk? Lol One smart chicka!