Shots from the Bartender: Funny Stuff

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Monday, July 15, 2013

Funny Stuff

I was going through my phone the other day and found a bunch of stuff I've been meaning to put out there. My appologies for all this stuff at once but I hope these gave you the same bits of giggle I got out of them.

Sitting outside the Home Depot in Biddeford, Maine.

Marden's a discount store in Maine missed out on the sales of "Fat Elvis" stuff. Now presenting the "Fat Air Jordan" line of apparel.

Oh the humanity!!!! Will someone help these poor kids?! Road trips with a gassy dad is never fun. Sort of like being trapped in a room with a farting dog.

Now go make me a sandwich and we can talk all about your thoughts, feelings, dreams and hopes while I watch the game...

Something tells me this guy is overcompensating just a little... $10 bet there will be a shocking announcement from him during a Thanksgiving dinner.

Why can't you just bring your cell phone in or read the shampoo bottle again like a normal guy? It might be time to get this guy a magazine subscription for fathers day.