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Friday, February 18, 2011

Banana's and Cream

So I was going to start this post off by saying how sorry I was since it has been so long since my last posting... Life has been busy. However I sit here perplexed as I search for images on Google Images for "Banana Cream" and absolutely nothing dirty comes up. My "safe search" is off and everything! I am seriously in shock. I pulled up "Chocolate covered strawberries" last week and it was a veritable cornucopia of pornographic images. This week "banana cream" and I get squat in the inappropriate column. Next thing you know they will tell me the internet is no longer just for porn and all about a useful resource to daily life. So to the owners of Google let me just say for the record, your slipping! I mean once I was in a airport terminal and saw a attractive woman eating a banana and I got her on cell video to send to my buddy. So this week is the Banana Cream Pie Martini as you might have guessed. As I post this martini I leave you disheartened to head to the hardware store and pass out bananas to every female I can find. Pervert? No! Visionary? I say yes!

Banana Cream Pie Martini
2 oz. - Creme de Banana
1 oz. - Bailey's Caramel
1 oz. - Vanilla Vodka
1/2 oz. - Cream
Drizzle caramel sauce in the glass
Rim the glass with Graham Crackers
Shake and strain
Garnish with a slice of banana

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