As the story goes the manager takes one glance says "excuse me!" and runs away. So what does Dan do? Gets right back to business. A few minutes later there is a knock at the door and it's the local PD asking if they can come in or if Dan can come out. Dan comes out and leaves the midget behind. Turns out the police seem to think he is molesting a child in the McDonald's bathroom. True story!
Dan after this story topped off the evening with his wife by starting a bar fight in my bar and had the police called on him and his wife for assaulting a woman in the bar by smacking a big girl on the ass. Thank you all very much and goodnight everybody!